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smjbws:

myulteriormotive:

How Frank Ocean came out.

and nobody even realized it

tapdancers:

oomshi:

read this quickly & don’t reread it: you know that game telephone where you whisper something in someones ear & it goes down the line? i wanna do that with this post so dont reread this just try to type exactly what i wrote in this entire post & add it as a comment

I’m gay

tiredestprincess:

if i see one more of those posts that’s like “hold my fucking hand you stupid idiot bitch” with like 200,000 notes i’m deleting this website. that shit isn’t cute or romantic and if anyone spoke to me that way in real life i would punch them in the throat and drive myself home in their car. have higher standards please

cafemusaiin:

in honor of the revival of early-2000s internet culture, i’d like to suggest

  • introducing “pwn” back into our collective vocabularies
  • posting old limewired songs that have inserts of bill clinton saying “i did not have sexual relations with that woman”
  • MIDI files for autoplay, featuring hit songs like Evanescence’s “Bring Me To Life” and Linkin Park’s “In The End”
  • neopets forum wars
  • those e-cards with weird 3D gifs like this
  • image

buttchunks:

A living legend.

buttchunks:

A living legend.

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

penfucker:

Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.

penfucker:

Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping